she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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