Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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