I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Pants are for mortals
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