Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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