She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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