just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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