I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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