Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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