singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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