She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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