Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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