Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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