Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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