I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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