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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm at derby!

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  The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.

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• (805): View more from California

  do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you

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• (310): View more from California

  we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.

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  Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.

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