My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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