I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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