perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
