Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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