I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize