is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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