How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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