OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
