She's JV to your varsity
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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