Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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