I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm bleeding and have questions
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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