you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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