what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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