6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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