tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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