David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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