Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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