Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
"it" just moved
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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