check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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