Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You need a sexual gate keeper
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm too high and old for this...
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