My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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