JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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