Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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