I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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