I need help removing her.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Randomize
