Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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