I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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