if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
