i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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