i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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