Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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