hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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