new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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