Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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