I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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