So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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