Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
