When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I am spending my child support on dildos
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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