How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize