found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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