i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
be right there i have to get my cape
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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