Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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