ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
there was a trapeze. enough said
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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