I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Boobs speak an international language.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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