Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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